So, I was just reading this article on Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' divorce. I was just starting to like the two of them and am kind of sad to hear this. But, can we just scroll down and note the bolded portion of the article speaking to the events of a previous relationship of Sheen's....
Pregnant Denise Divorcing Charlie
by Marcus Errico Mar 2, 2005, 6:00 PM PT
Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen is suddenly minus a woman.
Denise Richards filed for divorce from Sheen Wednesday after nearly three years of marriage.
According to the divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards cites irreconcilable differences for the split.
The couple have a daughter, Sam, who turns one next week, and Richards is six months pregnant with the couple's second child, who is due in early June. The actress wants custody of the children and is seeking spousal support payments from Sheen.
There was no immediate comment from either Sheen or Richards' publicist late Wednesday.
In happier times, Sheen, 39, and Richards, 34, were inseparable, costarring in projects and gushing about their mutual admiration.
The couple first shared credits in 1993's Loaded Weapon 1, the Lethal Weapon parody starring Sheen's older bro Emilio Estevez. They reteamed for the little-seen 2001 romantic comedy Good Advice and later clicked when Richards guested in Sheen's Spin City.
By their second date, Richards was hooked. "I knew that this is the one, but I wouldn't tell him that," she told People. "I didn't want to scare him away by saying, 'You're my future husband!' and have him run for the hills."
Richards convinced Sheen to put an end to his bad-boy bachelor ways in June 2002, when they tied the knot in a small ceremony attended by all-star family members, including dad Martin Sheen.
It was the first matrimonial go-round for Richards and the second time down the aisle for the youngest member of the Sheen clan, who was previously hitched to model Donna Peele. That marriage lasted a whole year before ending in divorce in 1996.
Sheen also was engaged but never married to Kelly Preston (whom he accidentally shot in the arm--just one of the mishaps that occurred during Sheen's hard-partying past), and he also has a 20-year-old daughter, Cassandra, with high school girlfriend Paula Profitt.
[Sidenote: WTF!? "whom he accidentally shot in the arm" ????!!!! Did I miss a fucking meeting? I mean, HOLY SHIT.]
The couple also split screen time in 2003's Scary Movie 3 and Richards twice appeared on his current CBS sitcom, Two and a Half Men, most recently during a sweeps episode last November.
Aside from his TV gig, Sheen (née Carlos Irwin Estevez) is reportedly mulling a sequel to Money Talks with Chris Tucker.
Richards, best known for stints in Wild Things and as a Bond babe in The World Is Not Enough, was last seen in a Fat Albert cameo. She also has a small role in David Mamet's Edmond, which is currently in production and slated for a December release.
posted by Brian at 10:29 AM
So, I'd like to make an introduction. I'd like to introduce everyone (all four of you) to my niece,
Sasha.
She has officially tied Belle, Parker, Bailey and Boston for the official title of "Holy Fucking Shit It's the Cutest Fucking Dog In The Whole Wide World."
When I look at these pictures, I feel like I'm going to spontaneously combust because my body is physically incapable of coping with the massive amounts of preciousness.
If someone can explain to me how anything can be cuter than these pictures, please do so.
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
(FYI. The beautiful woman in the pictures with her is her mother, and my dear friend, Roberta. I don't know camouflage guy, and the man in the beanie is Sasha's Uncle Jon.)
posted by Brian at 10:36 PM
Celeb Sightings o' the Week (for Barry)
Went to dinner tonight at
Geisha House...
Wilmer Valderrama hitting on some chick. We're still tring to decide if she was
Eva Longoria. They did get up together at one point and enter the bathroom together. Someone get US Weekly on the phone.
But, dating Lindsay Lohan basically levels out your credibility as far as I'm concerned. So, I'm really less concerned about him.
Additionally, I'd give every ounce of my being to look like
Kip Pardue. His smile literally extends from ear to ear and he couldn't look more all-American Football player, Yale if he tried. (Which he actually is, so I guess it's not hard for him to look that way.)
Not bad for a Monday night.
posted by Brian at 11:49 PM
