Just when I thought the guy "draining his hog" while talking on his cell phone was a step over the line....
I just returned from the bathroom on our floor and was standing at the urinal going about my business when I hear the silence start to become punctuated with "Yeah." "Uh, huh." "Right."
Between that and the rank smell of ass in the air, I deduced that someone was actually in the stall, talking on their cell phone WHILE pinching a loaf. Seriously now. If you want to do that in the privacy of your own home, that's one thing. (In the interest of full disclosure, let it be known that many of my friends and myself will actually hit the pisser while talking on the phone to one another.) But, taking a dump in a common restroom WHILE on the phone really just sort of passes my threshold.
posted by Brian at 9:44 AM
I sit here in the dark while the rest of the house sleeps, laughing myself to tears over Terri's comment to my last post.
"i text message when i drain my hog"
posted by Brian at 12:43 AM
