Calm to my Chaos

Friday, March 05, 2004
 
Today I drove away from 3501 Sepulveda for the last time as an employee.




Monday, March 01, 2004
 
Ode to the new Mark Morford Morning Fix feature....

== Can You Answer This? ==
Sacred or profane, silly or sublime: A weekly question, aching for your reply. New every Monday.

ll replies to morningfix@sfgate.com, with "CYAT" in the subject line. Wryest/cleverest/most touching replies posted here next Monday. Crudeness not encouraged. Suggestions for new questions welcome. Your name (but not your email address) will be posted with the reply unless you request otherwise. Brevity is the soul of wit. Sake goes well with oral sex. Thank you.



Last week's question:
If Jesus Christ were to get a tattoo, what would it be of, where would it go, and why? (answers below)

* A demonically-grinning, nude Meg Ryan, on a glorious Hawaiian humpback, with it's own "Ride it like you stole it" tat, just like the over my left tit. in my next life...
-- Tom Hopson

* He would have the words "Christ Has Risen" tattooed on his penis.
-- Paul, Seattle WA