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Thursday, November 06, 2003
Dan Savage does it again: I had a mishap this morning. While trimming my pubes I accidentally trimmed off a chunk of clit. My concern is regarding the healing process. Is it going to heal normally? What are my risks of infection? Do you think that the scar tissue will affect the feeling? I'm concerned about this affecting my sex life. Any suggestions and recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Chunk Lost in Trim You trimmed off a chunk of your clit? A chunk? Jesus Christ, CLIT, what are you using to trim your pubes? A riding lawnmower? And, like, excuse me, but your first impulse after carving off a chunk of your clit was to send me a letter? If my clit was lighter by a chunk and bleeding like crazy, CLIT, my first impulse wouldn't be to dash to the computer to send an e-mail to some fag who writes a sex advice column. I WOULD GO SEE MY FUCKING GYNECOLOGIST! You may be at risk of infection; you may lose some sensation if scar tissue builds up; it may affect your sex life--but only a doctor can examine what's left of your clit, look for any signs of deadly clit-eating bacteria, and offer you the medical and/or surgical interventions you may require. Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Monday, November 03, 2003
Third-Grader Won't Shut Up About Raccoons GOSHEN, IN - For the 41st straight day, Goshen third-grader Peter Driscoll refused to shut up about raccoons Monday. "The largest raccoon ever recorded weighed over 60 pounds," Driscoll said. "Baby raccoons are called kits and gestate for 63 days." "He just won't stop with the damn raccoons" said Valerie Driscoll, Peter's mother. "I don't know how much more of this I can take." Peter also noted that "raccoon" comes from the Algonquin word "arakun," wchi means "one who scratches with his hands." "I'm broken in two And I know you're on to me That I only come home When I'm so all alone But I do believe" I Shall Believe, by Sheryl Crow 
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