Calm to my Chaos

Tuesday, May 13, 2003
 
A fun little IM misstep on Jessie's part:

brianmathena: hungry. hungry.
Jessie Day: just ate myself
Jessie Day: oh wait
brianmathena: OH CHRIST.
Jessie Day: just ate a sandwich
brianmathena: that is so fantastic.

Everything's in the little things as far as I'm concerned. Especially potty humor.




 
Signs you've made a poor decision on your most recent hairstyle:

1. Your co-worker follow's the tepid, obligatory statement, "I like it." with, "It looks like Kip's Big Boy."

2. One of your best friends comments, "oh my god, you look like enrique iglesias!"

So, next paycheck it looks like it's back to Kenneth George for some corrective action.






Monday, May 12, 2003
 
Oh, Jessie...

"just understand that i can kick a deer's or elk's ass so you may not get the opportunity to video tape"